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echo: aust_avtech
to: Rachel L. Akers
from: Alexander Watson Law
date: 1996-06-30 18:07:16
subject: HTHANLIC (rofl)

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 * Original To  : Tim Childree, 1:3613/4
 * Original From: Alexander Watson Law, 3:640/450.2379{at}fidonet
 * Original Date: Jun 30 15:49 in DR_DEBUG
 * Original Subj: How To Have A New Life In Windows
 *           was: How To Have A New Life In Christ
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 TC> THIS IS WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US:
 TC> Your heart tends to run from God and rebel against Him. The 
 TC> Bible calls this,"sin". Romans 3:23 says,"For all have 
 TC> sinned and fall short of the glory of God."

But in Binary Epistles 1:15 it says: "Blessed art thou who payeth
software licence fees." In The Book of Gates the Apostle Bill says
(2:22) "If thou payest not me thou has sinned." but later says
(4:5) "He who pirates not software shall have enternal support
(subjuct to conditions)."

 TC> Yet God loves you and wants to save you from sin,to offer 
 TC> you a new life of hope. John 10:10 says, "I have come that 
 TC> you may have life,and have it to the full."

Binary Epsitles 2:1 "Intel brought forth the 4004 that you may have
binary manipulation in a small space." 2:5 "Then Intel caused the
8086 to be that we might have powerful desktop processing."

 TC> To give you this gift of salvation,God made a way through 
 TC> his son,Jesus Christ. Romans 5:8 says,"But God demonstrates 
 TC> his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, 
 TC> Christ died for us."

Silicon 4:67 "The Pentium was replaced free of charge that our faith
might be restored and our errors be lessened in number."

 TC> You recieve this gift by faith alone. Ephesians 2:8 
 TC> says,"For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith 
 TC> - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not 
 TC> by works , so that no one can boast."

The Book of Gates, in the oft considered apocryphal 6th chapter, 6:1
"OS/2 is the future of desktop computing."

 TC> Faith is a decision of your heart demonstrated by the 
 TC> actions of your life. Romans 10:9 says,"If you confess with 
 TC> your mouth,'Jesus is Lord',and believe in your heart that 
 TC> God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."

CCITT (I can't remember the chapter and verse) sayeth that V.34 shall carry
your data far and wide.

 TC> If you are choosing right now to believe Jesus died for 
 TC> your sins and to recieve new life through Him, pray a prayer 
 TC> similar to this to thank Him for your new life:

The Letters from Gates 3:9 "If you run WIN95 you will have no software
or hardware problems ever (subject to conditions)." 3:12 "WIN95
provides unparalleled access to the information superhighway."


TC> If this expresses the desire of your heart , or if you have ANY
TC> questions...write me via Fido or E-mail (upper{at}atl.mindspring.com) 
TC> and I will attempt to answer any questions.....if I can't I promise 
TC> to put you in touch with those who can!!

If this expresses your belief about Operating Systems, the only religion
that is topical in this echo, all I can say is -- wait for Merlin! Anybody
interestied in Wicca, GURPS, Discordianism, Human Right Violations,
Medievalism etc can feel free to contact me...

 TC> ... "Humor, too, is one of His creations." -- Father 
 TC> Mulcahy, M*A*S*H 

I'm glad you said that ;-)

...Alex.
(Pagan & Proud)

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