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* Original To : Tim Childree, 1:3613/4
* Original From: Alexander Watson Law, 3:640/450.2379{at}fidonet
* Original Date: Jun 30 15:49 in DR_DEBUG
* Original Subj: How To Have A New Life In Windows
* was: How To Have A New Life In Christ
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TC> THIS IS WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US:
TC> Your heart tends to run from God and rebel against Him. The
TC> Bible calls this,"sin". Romans 3:23 says,"For all have
TC> sinned and fall short of the glory of God."
But in Binary Epistles 1:15 it says: "Blessed art thou who payeth
software licence fees." In The Book of Gates the Apostle Bill says
(2:22) "If thou payest not me thou has sinned." but later says
(4:5) "He who pirates not software shall have enternal support
(subjuct to conditions)."
TC> Yet God loves you and wants to save you from sin,to offer
TC> you a new life of hope. John 10:10 says, "I have come that
TC> you may have life,and have it to the full."
Binary Epsitles 2:1 "Intel brought forth the 4004 that you may have
binary manipulation in a small space." 2:5 "Then Intel caused the
8086 to be that we might have powerful desktop processing."
TC> To give you this gift of salvation,God made a way through
TC> his son,Jesus Christ. Romans 5:8 says,"But God demonstrates
TC> his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners,
TC> Christ died for us."
Silicon 4:67 "The Pentium was replaced free of charge that our faith
might be restored and our errors be lessened in number."
TC> You recieve this gift by faith alone. Ephesians 2:8
TC> says,"For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith
TC> - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not
TC> by works , so that no one can boast."
The Book of Gates, in the oft considered apocryphal 6th chapter, 6:1
"OS/2 is the future of desktop computing."
TC> Faith is a decision of your heart demonstrated by the
TC> actions of your life. Romans 10:9 says,"If you confess with
TC> your mouth,'Jesus is Lord',and believe in your heart that
TC> God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
CCITT (I can't remember the chapter and verse) sayeth that V.34 shall carry
your data far and wide.
TC> If you are choosing right now to believe Jesus died for
TC> your sins and to recieve new life through Him, pray a prayer
TC> similar to this to thank Him for your new life:
The Letters from Gates 3:9 "If you run WIN95 you will have no software
or hardware problems ever (subject to conditions)." 3:12 "WIN95
provides unparalleled access to the information superhighway."
TC> If this expresses the desire of your heart , or if you have ANY
TC> questions...write me via Fido or E-mail (upper{at}atl.mindspring.com)
TC> and I will attempt to answer any questions.....if I can't I promise
TC> to put you in touch with those who can!!
If this expresses your belief about Operating Systems, the only religion
that is topical in this echo, all I can say is -- wait for Merlin! Anybody
interestied in Wicca, GURPS, Discordianism, Human Right Violations,
Medievalism etc can feel free to contact me...
TC> ... "Humor, too, is one of His creations." -- Father
TC> Mulcahy, M*A*S*H
I'm glad you said that ;-)
...Alex.
(Pagan & Proud)
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