From a blog I was reading:


In what can only be labeled as a stunning yet entirely predictable turn
of events, former Vice Presidential candidate and "chief common sense
haver" Sarah Palin has stepped down from her new role as Fox News
contributor - only minutes after inking the deal.

Not wanting to be labeled as a quitter, Palin was adamant that this was
because she was duped by the "elitist liberal Ivy-league educated
freedom haters" who didn't tell her that there wouldn't be phonetics on
her teleprompter and that she was "being lured into doing fascist work
behind a desk that freedom-loving Americans can understand why she
wouldn't want to do".

Palin's deal, the details of which are still undisclosed, was rumored to
include responsibilities such as "reading all of the newspapers that are
put in front of her" and one segment was rumored to be shot on location
at the MSNBC studios to capture Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow in the
break rooms "palling around with terrorists and others who hate our
freedoms and who don't see the value in freedom loving common sensors
who just want to make sure that our way of life isn't threatened by
those who want to do harm to it".

Word is that a disagreement over shortening the title of the above noted
segment to something coherent left Palin storming out of the Fox offices
yelling about the "biased high 'flutin' big words of over educated
people who don't have real world free market experience and values that
are similar to those that real America has".

Palin did want to stress that, just like her quitting the Governorship a
few months ago, this does not make her a quitter. Because quitting is
"for those who don't ascribe to a higher calling of making sure that the
next step in adopting principles that are free market and such thereto
for furthering freedom and policies that Americans can truly believe in
if we are to move forward".


(Just in case a few here are too dumb to realize, this is satire)

--- Xnews/5.04.25