.. One fine day, Brenton waffled to Bill..

 Hello Brenton,

 BV> I made a booboo with my first note to Lynn.

 I think you made a booboo about nine months ago. All the blood 
 rush from your head or sumfin ??

 BV> Belinda weighed 2.853kg and NOT 3.853kg. We have a photo now which I
 BV> have posted on TML in Special Requests so it will be available for
 BV> download. The filename is BELINDA.JPG and it is about 38k in size.

 They all look the same and bear a slight resemblance to Yoda.

 BV> When it triggers it makes a little chime sound. Michael asked me what
 BV> the sound was and I knew that I couldn't tell him the truth -
 BV> dad was driving to fast. Instead, I did what any self-respecting
 BV> father would do, I lied. 
 
 Bzzzt, wrong. Fathers don't lie. They stretch the truth. 
 Sometimes it gets stretched too far, and twangs back and smacks 
 you right between the eyes, but nevertheless fathers do not 
 lie.
 
 When I rang you up and offered my congratulations to Patricia 
 and you, I should have offered my deepest sympathies instead. 
 They'll have you run ragged before you know it :-)
 
 Thought for the day: How does baby poop manage to work its way 
 through 3 carefully placed layers of nappy liners and imbed 
 itself to the nappy ? Where it stays like the proverbial shit to 
 a blanket regardless of best efforts to shake it down the dunny.
 
 Dieter
 

... Not tonight, dear.  I have a modem.
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