George,

 GP> Asked the dermatologist if it's possible to transplant hairy donkey
 GP> skin onto a human's head?  Ass skin for a friend. . .

  If his fanny is fantastic in what it does, does he have a smart ass??

 GP> Q: What's a dermatologist's favourite legwear? A: SKINny jeans

  I'm trans-slender...I identify as skinny.

 GP> My body's just ran out of magnesium.

 GP> 0mg!

  Go for vitamitavegamin - Lucille Ball's tonic. 

 GP> "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin
 GP> the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl
 GP> could either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time I was 14, I
 GP> owned my own house." --Gene Perret, Classic One-Liners RD Issue: June
 GP> 1997

  They probably do more than kiss now. :P

 GP> Q: What's black and white, and red all over?

 GP> A: a sunburnt nun with a newspaper, riding a blushing zebra.

  That covers it. Would instructions for a hanging be known as noose
paper??

 GP> The man replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according
 GP> to you,  that's the same as putting it in!

  That'll teach him a lesson!!

 GP> I was driving drunk last week and ran over a pig, I told my mate and he
 GP> said  not to worry about it, he said shit happens, I said "Oh, that's
 GP> cool, now what  shall I do with his motorbike?"

  I said to a co-worker once "Feces Occurs". She looked at me with the
deer in the headlights look. When I "translated it", she howled with
laughter, and said "I'm going to tell my sister".  The next day, I
asked her if there was the same reaction...she grinned, "Yep". :)

Daryl

... I was up all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me.
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