George,


 GP> If 1 person calls you an ass, ignore him; if 2 call you one, laugh it
 GP> off; if 3 call you one, check in the mirror for donkey ears.

  Especially if when you sneeze, you go "Hee Haw". 

 GP> If 1 person says you have no sense of humour, ignore them If 2 say you
 GP> don't, laugh it off. If you can't laugh it off, then they're right.

  As Roger Rabbit said "If you don't have a sense of humor, you're better
off dead".

 GP> Q: What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours? A: a
 GP> reptile dysfunction

  That was what the alligator had when he couldn't chase and catch his
prey as fast as he used to.

 GP> A chameleon stole an apple once.
 GP> It was caught red handed.

  But, did the apple change color.

 GP> I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling
 GP> some  really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said
 GP> "that lizard  is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a
 GP> lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"

  I'll bet his jokes were really colorful.

Daryl

... Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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