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| subject: | Jimmy Two Shoes |
Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once
hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain
figures.
Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy
whack.
--Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway
... A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake
--- Telegard v3.09.g2-sp4/mL
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