George,


 GP> Life is a lethal STD.

  I prefer the acronym of "stubborn, temperamental, dog"...especially
if it relates to dachshunds. 

 GP> So the Good Book says.

  None of us is getting out of here alive...just ask the morticians.

 GP> Before the revulva, you had to STUFF IT before you could fire.

  Making sure the weapon is cocked, I'm sure. 

 GP> Yankee: What?
 GP> Southerner: I just TOLD you.

  Southern DOS? Ya'll Reckon?? Yep/Nope. 

 GP> He has a checkered past, some say.

  It would seem so. I did better at checkers than at chess...
although the checkers doors on the BBS are smarter than me. 

 GP> Did they have Acme in the days of Vlad?

  Ask Wile E. Coyote about that.

 GP> Damned Japanese bugs!

  It's just hard to change their bulbs when they burn out.

 GP> The doctor showed up & told the nurse, "I can't see him today."

  He doesn't have a lot of patience.

 GP> I always knew -- before vampirism messed up my mirrors!

  If you don't believe in laughing, go look in the mirror, and see
what everyone else has been laughing at -- Jerry Clower

Daryl

... What color is a chameleon in a mirror??
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