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echo: holysmoke
to: STEVE KEMP
from: DAVID RICE
date: 2004-05-04 13:11:00
subject: Jack Van Impe`s heaven

-=> Quoting Steve Kemp to All <=-

SK> I always have a laugh riot time watching
SK> Jack Van Impe on TV. First of all, because
SK> he has his wife, Rexella, reporting "the
SK> news" by reciting headlines ONLY, which
SK> is a laugh riot! I mean...what's up with
SK> that? But then the "reverend" bolsters this
SK> "news reportage"  with chapter and
SK> verse citations. The funny thing tonight
SK> was a tape they are selling about how people's
SK> pets are going to heaven with their masters.
SK> And only for a small fee they will send
SK> YOU this TRUTH too! ROTFL! 

Golly. Most cultures don't let their dogs into
the house, let alone heaven.

How many Christians torture, abuse, beat, and abuse
their dogs and cats? A few million? Tens of millions?
Maybe the attraction is---- they can continue the
animal abuse for eternity, ever, and ever.


... "And the inspiration for the vagina was...?" -- Steve Q
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