> SGT. NIMROD
> I was working in Army security when a VIP from another base called to ask to
> whom he should address an important letter. Knowing my tough-to-spell last
> name would give him fits, I said, "Just put down Sergeant Gary, as my last
> name is too hard." The next day, I received a letter addressed to Sgt. Gary
> Toohard. G. C., via mail

That's like the new sergeant, reading from the roll call list his corporal had  given him; he was going through, one by one, getting the chorus of "Here, Sir." as expected, one at a time, until he got tot he last name on the page, & he  repeated "Sibak?" getting angrier & angrier that one of his privates should not have showed up.

Finally his corporal came up to him, flipped the page for him, & the sarge was  able to finish roll call with hardly a titter in front of him. (they weren't  stupid, these new grunts)

Bonus topical punny because I can:

Drill Sergeant: I didnĘt see you at the camouflage drill today Soldier: Sir! Thank You, Sir!

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