>> Q: What is the slowest & most painful way to die? A: Life.
> Life a fatally transmitted disease.

Life is a lethal STD.

>> Q: Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders? A: All the others are
>> non-binary
> Your punny days are numbered.

So the Good Book says.

>> My new favourite:
>> Q: What do you get when cross a gun with the female pudenda? A: A
>> re-vulva
> Never mind starting from scratch. :P

Before the revulva, you had to STUFF IT before you could fire.

>> In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand
>> for a  woman's pussy. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and
>> describes a  pair of d*cks. (Mr. Nixon must be proud)
> I tell you what.

Yankee: What?
Southerner: I just TOLD you.

>> Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one
>> space at a time.
> Check, mate. 

He has a checkered past, some say.

>> -= 7 =-
>> Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check,
>> but the  mirror wasn't working.
> Must've been made by ACME.

Did they have Acme in the days of Vlad?

>> -= 8 =-
>> In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding
>> at  night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.
> Then, the fireflies took it and minaturized it.

Damned Japanese bugs!

>> -= 9 =-
>> Accidentally drunk a bottle of invisible ink.
>> I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen.
> It may take awhile either way.

The doctor showed up & told the nurse, "I can't see him today."

>> -= 10 =-
>> I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.
>> It's great; they send me new matches every day.
> Now, we know who's hot stuff.

I always knew -- before vampirism messed up my mirrors!

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