NO-SENSE SENSOR
A military base commander called to complain that the weather-forecasting 
software our company created for them kept reporting unexplainable wind 
shifts. "Do you know where the sensor is located?" my coworker asked. "Of 
course," he responded. "It's where we park the helicopters." Angelo Giordano, 
Bellevue, Nebraska

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