DOING WHAT YOU ARE TOLD
The colonel who served as inspector general in our command paid particular 
attention to how personnel wore their uniforms. On one occasion he spotted a 
junior airman with a violation. "Airman," he bellowed, "what do you do when a 
shirt pocket is unbuttoned?"
The startled airman replied, "Button it, sir!"
The colonel looked him in the eye and said, "Well?"
At that, the airman nervously reached over and buttoned the colonel's shirt 
pocket.

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