***** Ripe rejoinder *****
The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his
one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and fidget.
"That child is spoiled, isn't he?" the old man remarked.
"No," said the dad. "They all smell this way."
--Robert Howe
RD Issue: December 2012

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