Jay,

 JH> STANDING VIOLATION
 JH> Sign above the toilet in a women's latrine at Camp Ripley in Minnesota:
 JH> "If you are reading this sign while using this latrine, you are in the
 JH> wrong one." Mike Lins, Savage, Minnesota

  There is a restaurant in Peninsula, Ohio called "The Winking Lizard",
where in the restrooms (at least in the men's room), there are framed
sections of today's newspaper...whether you stand or sit. :P I guess
they have them in the women's restroom as well.

  I think of "The Far Side" cartoon, where the guy is coming out of the
restroom...and the alarm is sounding, lights are flashing, and the sign
screams out "DIDN'T WASH HANDS!!". 

  The guy who was the best man at my wedding (who passed away 5 months
after my wife died), did some "crazy cartoons"...one showed a woman in
front of the male urinal (standing up). I'm not sure how she was voiding,
or if she had a gender identity issue (I never thought I'd see the day
for that).

  He did a few other cartoons, as follows:

1) At the zoo, walking past the elephant pen, is a rather heavy set
female, with a huge buttocks (in the "cheeks"). One of the pachyderms
turns to the other one, and says "Reminds me of my first wife".

2) The real cause of forest fires: Smokey The Bear is lighting the
leaves!!

3) The center of the football team has a concerned look on his face,
as the quarterback comes up right behind him!!

  There is another one, but it escapes me right now.

Daryl

... Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
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