***** Drink up! *****
Restaurant patron: "Waiter, I'd like a bottle of wine."
Waiter: "What year, sir?"
Patron: "Well, I'd like it right now."
--Earl Wilson, Field Newspaper Syndicate
RD Issue: October 1984

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