Jay,

 JH> SGT. NIMROD
 JH> I was working in Army security when a VIP from another base called to
 JH> ask to whom he should address an important letter. Knowing my
 JH> tough-to-spell last name would give him fits, I said, "Just put down
 JH> Sergeant Gary, as my last name is too hard." The next day, I received a
 JH> letter addressed to Sgt. Gary Toohard. G. C., via mail

  Maybe he needs to lay off the Viagra. 

Daryl

... At a nudist wedding, you can always tell who the best man is.
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