***** All bottled up *****
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the
bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could
either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time I was 14, I owned my own
house." --Gene Perret, Classic One-Liners
RD Issue: June 1997

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