>>She answered, "Well, duh, you took me out too far to swim back, then told me,
>> 'F*** or drown.'"
> Not just blonde but a little hard of hearing, too.  :D

Right in my wheelhouse!

Especially with the last couple gals turned off by my dirty talk.

A blond was sitting at a bar wondering... ...why she only has three sisters but her brother has four

not all blondes are women:

Guy used to be in the army. Real good looking guy too. Blond hair, tall, blue  eyes. But now tends to sick animals, helping to diagnose and treat them so they can get better.
He's a veteran Aryan.

But tradition beckons. . . 

A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to  rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?" She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6