SETTING UP A BRIGADE
My brother and I arrived at boot camp together. On the first morning, our 
unit was dragged out of bed by our drill sergeant and made to assemble 
outside. "My name's Sergeant Jackson," he snarled. "Is there anyone here who 
thinks he can whip me?"
My six-foot-three, 280-pound brother raised his hand and said, "Yes, sir, I 
do."
Our sergeant grabbed him by the arm and led him out in front of the group. 
"Men," he said, "this is my new assistant. Now, is there anyone here who 
thinks he can whip both of us?"

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