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to: Mike Powell
from: George Pope
date: 2022-10-14 07:36:00
subject: Reader`s Digest Joke Of T

>> ***** Out of sight *****
>>At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing
>> with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he asked, "Do you
> think
>> we ought to try chumming?"
>> His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant
>> shore, then replied, "We might as well. They can't see us from there."
>> --John C. Miller
>> RD Issue: July 1957
> Now I am wondering what she thought it meant!  :D

Getting real "chummy"?

Like the guy who had a boat docked near the campus & loved to take girls out  for a weekend on the water, for the ambiance & of course, for romance (maybe a  little chumming?)

He started with a brunette. . .about halfway out, he was trying to decide which way they should turn to travel along the coast, & asked her, "Up or down?"

She said up, as it looked nice that way, & they sailed the day away, with him  vainly trying to upgrade their relationship level to "did it."

Next time he took a redhead, who answered down(southerly) & they had a nice  day, without the upgrade he was looking for.

Then he took a blonde out, asked her the question & she stripped herself, then  hm, then they spent the rest of the day doing every kind of sexual act  imaginable(including chumming)

Afterwards, on the way back to port, he asked her what got her in the mood so  well. (so he'd know for others -- he was still tantalized by the redhead.)

She answered, "Well, duh, you took me out too far to swim back, then told me, 
'F*** or drown.'"


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