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from: George Pope
date: 2022-10-14 07:28:00
subject: chumming

> ***** Out of sight *****
> At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing
>with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he asked, "Do you think
> we ought to try chumming?"
> His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant
> shore, then replied, "We might as well. They can't see us from there."
> --John C. Miller
> RD Issue: July 1957

Reminds me of the co-ed on a date whose new EngLit beau asked, "Do you like  Kipling?"

She giggled & replied, "I don't know--I've never kippled."

For me the giggle seals it. . . Time for him to invent a new game called  kipling! If he doesn't, his tuition was a waste of money -- he's too stupid to  make it in the real world!

I'd go with: It's a combination of kissing & just the tip..ling. . . Shall we head over to my place to try it out? (hey,this is one of the 5 most  told lies by men: "I'll only put the tip in, I promise.")



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