> Joke Number: 79
> ***** No honeymoon? *****
> The English language often got the better of my German grandfather, a pastor.
> During one service, he announced that two members of his flock were getting
> married.
> "You're all invited to the wedding," he told the congregation. "And also to
> the parish hall afterward for the conception."
> --Jerome Lossner
> RD Issue: January 2007

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ObPuns:

When two ginger people conceive a child... the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.

Q: Who became an old man when they were conceived? A: Gary
[fun fact: Gary Numan is actually older than Gary Oldman!]

ThereÆs probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.

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