BABY'S FIRST ARMY ROLL CALL
During that first roll call in the Army, I waited in dread as the sergeant 
got to my name: DiFeliciantonio. There was bound to be trouble, and I was 
right, because suddenly, he fell silent--eyebrows arched, brain overloaded. 
After a long pause, he thundered, "The alphabet?!" John DiFeliciantonio, 
Ventnor City, New Jersey

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