PAPA BEAR
My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel 
Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears -- one in a 
UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his 
father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. "See, Connor?" 
he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy." 
Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled 
voice, "You used to be a bear?" Submitted by Robin Yedlock

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