MILITARY LESSON: NEVER VOLUNTEER
During basic training at Fort Leavenworth, our sergeant asked if anyone had 
"artistic" abilities. Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian 
life, I raised my hand. Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a 
three-day pass... except me. I would stay behind and neatly print each 
soldier's name onto his Army-issued underwear. Steven Silver, Scarsdale, New 
York

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