***** Did you hear... *****
...about the salamander that went to Hollywood to make newt movies? --Mary L.
Sauermann
...about the Jets cocktail? Two of them and you forget what your Namath.
--Charles McHarry
...about the cow that ate blue grass and mooed indigo? --Mary Porcellino
...about the veterinarian who prescribes birth-control pills for dogs? It's part
of an anti-litter campaign. --Larry Wolters
RD Issue: January 1970

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