George,

 GP> I would, too, if I had issues like that - but so far we've been doing
 GP> well with Amazon Prime (my wife loves it!)

  I couldn't afford the monthly fee, and I hadn't ordered much from them.
When they chewed me out about one of my reviews, I deleted my logon items,
and all their messages. So like with eBay, I won't buy from them again.

 GP> Never understood that one! Until I realized it's a lawyer -- it's
 GP> probably an  abbreviated version of the full 2,300 pages he would've
 GP> written otherwise.

  And, look at all the mammoth bills in government. No wonder The Lorax
(aka from Dr. Seuss), was lamenting the loss of all the trees.

 GP> One comic suggested they got rid of the B batteries because when you go
 GP> ask the store clerk for some "B batteries" he thinks you're stuttering
 GP> & asks, "I  understand you want some batteries. . what SIZE of
 GP> batteries do you need?"

  I guess so.

 GP> Her husband, "Chang the battery in y our hearing aid, & I'm making you
 GP> an  appointment to see the doctor about your clogged sinuses."

  And, he had better do it for both, post haste.

 GP> We bought a room air conditioner from Amazon that's working very well.
 GP> . . I have it set to 23C (~76F)

  I leave the central air to 75 in the summer, and 72 in the winter.

 GP> Who says it was a government-funded study? Maybe the makers of BEAN-O
 GP> commissioned it. .

  Probably.

 GP> I didn't know face farts were a thing, at any level. . .  (ick)

  Banality in the purest sense of the word.

 > ... "AEIOUEIAUO" - sorry, I have uncontrolled vowel movements.

 GP> At least it cured your consonation, eh?

  But my face
  Going to town.
  It always shows
  My eyes are brown.

Daryl

... The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek.
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