> George,
>> That hold the btton thing isn't uncommon -- I can't stand them.
> Well, apparently it has a deal with 3 light levels. But, after Amazon
> sent a nasty letter that one of my reviews didn't meet their guidelines,
> I removed my logon credentials from the system. I also had a bad experience
> with eBay awhile back, and don't use them anymore, either. I've gotten so
> where if I can't get it locally, I do without it.

I would, too, if I had issues like that - but so far we've been doing well with Amazon Prime (my wife loves it!)

> Lawyer: One who calls a 140 page document a brief. :P

Never understood that one! Until I realized it's a lawyer -- it's probably an  abbreviated version of the full 2,300 pages he would've written otherwise.

>> We buy the AA in boxes of 128 -- all laid out when open, & easy to pick
>> out as  needed -- nice & neat to put away until needed. Got the same in
>> AAA recently,  as we use both.
> I've got more AA than AAA, but you never see an A or B battery...but you
> have C and D. Then, you have the other small circular batteries for things
> like hearing aids.

One comic suggested they got rid of the B batteries because when you go ask the store clerk for some "B batteries" he thinks you're stuttering & asks, "I  understand you want some batteries. . what SIZE of batteries do you need?"

> Speaking of which, that reminds me of the joke where the old woman in
> church tells her husband "I just let an SBD fart!!", and her husband told
> her "Gladys, I told you that you need to change the batteries in your
> hearing aids!!". :P

&, the woman who said her farts didn't make noise nor a smell.

Her husband, "Chang the battery in y our hearing aid, & I'm making you an  appointment to see the doctor about your clogged sinuses."

>> We have that forehead thermometer, too. . . I gave up on the cheapo
>> portable fans, as they no longer have the reservoir  ones where you can
>> spritz yourself with water through the fan, making as nice  spray on
>> your sauteeing face.
> That small neck fan does the job for me, especially at night. I don't
> have it blowing directly on my face, but passing air (that sounds risque,
> doesn't it? ) to the rest of my anatomy.

We bought a room air conditioner from Amazon that's working very well. . . I have it set to 23C (~76F)

> There was a study done where it was determined that everyone farts...
> from as little as 15 times a day, to as much as 20 times an hour!! I
> wonder how much of our tax money was spent to determine that?? But, I
> also heard they were going to do a study on second hand flatulence; yet
> they couldn't get any volunteers. :P

Who says it was a government-funded study? Maybe the makers of BEAN-O  commissioned it. . 

>> I saw a post on FB of Twitter screenshots where women were talking
>> about how  much they love their man's colon -- the musky manly smell
>> especially. . .
> Ewwww!! That takes brown noseing (sp?) and face farts to a whole new
> level. :P

I didn't know face farts were a thing, at any level. . .  (ick)


> ... "AEIOUEIAUO" - sorry, I have uncontrolled vowel movements.

At least it cured your consonation, eh?

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