> Q: What do you call a naked nun?
> A: Out of habit.
> Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
> A: A Roamin' Catholic

Okay, one day the Mother Superior answered the convent door to 7 little bearded men, dwarves you could call them.

Their spokesman, a gent named Doc asked her, "Pardon me, Ma'am, do you have any midget nuns in your convent?"

She said, "Certainly not!" expecting that to be the end of it, but Doc  p[ersisted, "Do you have any 3 foot tall nuns anywhere in the country, in other convents?"

Figuring she'd have heard of such a "Thumbelina" type initiate, she denied  that, too, & began to close the door, but Doc spoke up, "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but  me & the boys are wondering if there are any 2-foot tall nuns anywhere in the  world?"

Again, she says no, none, then finally closes the door, only to hear 6 of the  dwarves chanting, taunting the 7th, as they walked away, "Dopey f***ed a  penguin!  Dopey f***ed a penguin!"

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