Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.

Q: What do you call a naked nun?
A: Out of habit.

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A Roamin' Catholic

IÆm addicted to abusing nuns, I just canÆt not hit them, the only thing thatÆs  worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else. IÆm trying really hard to kick the abbot

Dad stumbles out of the pub and spies a Nun waiting for a bus over the road.. Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun  hits the deck spitting teeth.

"HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"

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