George,

 GP> Doctor: if God wanted you to be so obese your heart's about to
 GP> explodce, He've  designed the body's digestive processes better to not
 GP> be so efficient with you  giving it a proper healthy diet.

  Most people are full of crap aside from what they eat. :P

 GP> Mrs O'Leary asked Mrs. McGillicuddy what does she do to provide a urine
 GP> sample  for the laboratory, & Mrs. M stold her to p*** in a cup, them
 GP> Mrs. O told her  to sh** in her hat & fight was on!

  Or the doctor told the old man he wanted a urine sample, a sperm sample,
and a stool sample. The old man was hard of hearing, and his wife told him,
"he wants to see your underwear". :P

 GP> I want pocorn, but I don't want ot miss anything; would you be a dear a
 GP>  microwave one of those packets for me, please?

  I'll take the one with extra butter. :)

Daryl

... Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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