George,

 GP> Speaking for yourself, I guess. . .

  Sort of like putting Alum on it, and you have a puny pecker. :P

 GP> Then there was the guy who could only find it by wearuing a jeweler's
 GP> loupe,  shaking pepper down there & grabbing the pubic hair that moved.

  That's nothing to sneeze at. :P

 GP> How do they know when yoghurt goes bad? it's rotted milk to begin with!

  True.

 GP> Well, for diabetes, the rules change, but for the rest of the world,
 GP> it's  demonized just so a few billionaires can keep adding to their
 GP> already  overfilled coffers.

  Big Pharma is making out like a bandit with this Covid-19 stuff. I saw
where Pfizer stands to make $54 billion in profit.

 GP> In God we trust -- all others must pay cash.

 GP> I've seen this sign in many a country shop.

  Or you could demand photo ID. :P

 GP> Don't b e dong that -- it's not altogether healthy.

  Today, after church, I had lunch...then after the ham radio nets, I
had dinner. Now, I'm doing QWK Mail before bed...I had 28 emails
waiting...and nearly 500 total messages in my packet. 

 GP> He has quite the imaginatoin to create such memorable & consistent
 GP> characters - - I don't consider all to be winners -- I'm not fond of
 GP> the mincing superhero.

  Peanut was hyper...from Starbucks, NyQuil, and RedBull. :P

 GP> I met a ventriloquist at a bar who told me I was attractive. I wasn't
 GP> sure if it was her or the beer talking.

  There was a ventriloquist who was telling blonde jokes with his dummy.
This blonde in the audience was furious, and starting yelling at him. To
which, she screamed "I'm not talking to you, mister!! I'm talking to the
person sitting on your leg". :P

 GP> I'm a pretty good ventriloquist.
 GP> Even if I say so myself.

  It's not as easy as it looks.

 GP> [Remember the "Unknown Comic" in the paper bag? I could pull off an
 GP> Unknown  Ventriloquist act, I'm sure.]

  Not offhand.

 GP> My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.
 GP> It was a slow death but a beautiful finish. --Ryan Stiles (Whose Line
 GP> Is It Anyway?)

  There you go.

 GP> Today I learned that not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism.
 GP> Especially my wife's gynaecologist.

  It's Alive!! 

  Ventriloquist Nina Conti had her monkey being a smart-@$$ when she was
at the gynecologist. :P

Daryl

... I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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