> George,
>> if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. :P
>> It's MINE, & I'll wash it as fast & thoroughly as I want!
> And in the cold, you need a microscope and tweezers to find it. 

Speaking for yourself, I guess. . .

Then there was the guy who could only find it by wearuing a jeweler's loupe,  shaking pepper down there & grabbing the pubic hair that moved.

> Better not be like bacteria...peeing and pooping in the yogurt. I guess
> I'm trying to kill my appetite...as I haven't eaten all day. :P

How do they know when yoghurt goes bad? it's rotted milk to begin with!

My favourite urine to drink is the bacterium's that eats sugar & pees out  alcohol. . .

>> Sugar isn't BASD, it's just not overly good (7 calories for a tsp
>> isn't going  to kill you or make you get fat)
> Is sugar bad if you're diabetic?? I know folks who are hypoglycemic
> (sp?), they have to take peanut butter crackers if their blood sugar
> gets too low. There is a new deal now (prescription required) where you
> wear this patch on your body, and with this bluetooth app for your
> smartphone, you can get your blood sugar and A1C readings without doing
> the prick of your finger. It saves a ton of money on lancets as well as
> alcohol swabs.

Well, for diabetes, the rules change, but for the rest of the world, it's  demonized just so a few billionaires can keep adding to their already  overfilled coffers.

>> God made sugar; man made Aspartame -- Whom do YOU trust?
> In God We Trust...all others require Photo ID. 

In God we trust -- all others must pay cash.

I've seen this sign in many a country shop.

> QWK Mail, I haven't had a chance to eat. So, after I finish this REP
> packet, I'm going to eat, and get away from the computer.

Don't b e dong that -- it's not altogether healthy.

I aim for:
1/3 my day's food/calories for breakfast. 3/8 for lunch
1/8 for supper or an evening snack

>> Peanut: Alright. I admit Jeff does not abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic.
> It's amazing what he can get away with.

Jeff's first big show was called "Arguing With Myself" -- sys it all, really!

He has quite the imaginatoin to create such memorable & consistent characters -
- I don't consider all to be winners -- I'm not fond of the mincing superhero.

On to the ventricyulars. . .

I met a ventriloquist at a bar who told me I was attractive. I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking.

I'm a pretty good ventriloquist.
Even if I say so myself.

[Remember the "Unknown Comic" in the paper bag? I could pull off an Unknown  Ventriloquist act, I'm sure.]

My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish. It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
--Ryan Stiles (Whose Line Is It Anyway?)

Today I learned that not all people are appreciative of ventriloquism. Especially my wifeÆs gynaecologist.

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