>> Well, He's just sausage (ground "hog," get it?)
> If he was ground dog, he was playing with his weiner. :P

Who hasn't?

Only women & liars. . .

> And, meteorological spring is ALWAYS on March 1.

What is that -- spring is an astronomically defined event (beginning on the  vernal equinox)

Why March 1?


> Customer: This coffee tastes like mud.
> Waiter: Well, it was ground this morning.

Classic.  I've used a variation of that. ("If your coffee tastes like mud, it's because it was just ground after you ordered it")

My face diner trick is I'm abnle to balance a teaspoon in a coffee mug without  putting sugaer orsalt at thew bottom -- it loks like the spoon is sticking  straight up from the middle of the coffee; I call the waitress over & say,  "Finally, you're making the coffee strong enough fort he morning shift!"

Occasaionally one has to stir to see if there's a pile of saugar at the bottom.

Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: It got mugged.

My barista didnĘt filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee? A: He drank it before it was cool!

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee so much? A: Because they are Santa's star bucks!

Instead of water, I accidentally put RedBull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning.
I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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