>> Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A tormato.
> Man, I hope your ok!

Mari? Nope, I'm George Pope aka Cyberpope. . . :) 

Mistaken identity:

Q: What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A: A Navy Seal!

Q: What do you call a crumb, that you've mistaken for an apostrophe? A: An impostrophe

My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood. Turns out it was a typo.

I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone Apparently I have been mistaken.

I get a weird feeling around people who aren't wellą I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense" I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents. Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Ringsą You  know, Six Ents.
You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.

I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned  out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.

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