George,

 GP> Daryl is expecting some bad weather his way, so may not be on much; so,
 GP> in case you're wondering, that's why. . .:)

  We lucked out where I was...more sleet than freezing rain, but areas to
the south and east of Little Rock had more freezing rain and power outages.
It could've easily gone the other way. The north side of my house still has
a lot of snow and ice, as it's in the shade.

 GP> Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? A: You look for fresh
 GP> prints

  Never mind looking for Waldo.

 GP> Q: What kind of pants do storm clouds have A: Thunderwear

  That's from the flashes of the farts. 

 GP> One to tell your kids:
 GP> Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A
 GP> tormato.

  Those spices can give your acid reflux fits. 

 GP> Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of
 GP> my roof. Oof.

  So you fell on your rse??

Daryl

... Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
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