> You just might be a first-time BBS SysOp if...
> requests for file xfers result in a caller being dropped
> into the C:\ root directory of your computer.

I remember back in the IRC days, finding guys on there who let you into their  hard drive to download whatever you saw & liked (usually warez & movies or  music)

> your early-morning caller's hear three rings followed by a
> sleepy, "Yeah hello?  Who's this... Hello?  Is someone
> there?"

Thuys the ruler to never call a BBS after a long time unless you call by voice  during office hoursm, to check if it still answers with a modem. . .

Back when BBSing was big, we had a local BBS list (covered 8 connected cities;  had 10-20 new boards a month in it, & listed those which were no longer with us (the list maker called every board on it by modem every month for updates)

> "Adult Access" refers to any adult who enters your room and
> says, "Shut that thing off, son... Your uncle and I want to
> play DOOM II!"

You try, "How come you dont buy your own computer for Doom?" but are quickly  rebuffed with, "That IS my own, you little shit! Now get out of here before I  get mad & put my foot in your @ss!"

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