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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2022-02-03 22:34:00
subject: Re: Phil

> Or as the meme last year then noted "The groundhog said there'd be
> 6 more weeks of winter. So, I ate him". 

Well, He's just sausage (ground "hog," get it?

If his seeing his shadowcause 6 more weeks of winter, rather than the 6 weeks  between Feb 2nd & Spring (Mar. 20) then let's prevent him seeing anything;  Nurse, the hot poiker, please, & orderly,. his his little face steady for me.

Oh, kids, don't worry, there's plenty more vermin where this one came from...

> I understand that Staten Island Chuck did NOT see his shadow, so that
> means an early spring.

Only for those living there!

> As Bill Murray said in the movie "A thousand people freezing their
> butts off, to look at a rodent. 

Yup, I consider just that stupid.

Spring is near 6 weeks from Feb 2nd, no matter what a crowd favourite rat has  to say otherwise. . .

My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog's Day. I told him to gopher it.

Q: How do you make a groundhog?
A: Use a meat grinder, same as for ground rabbit

Q: What would you call a razorback that obeys the laws of gravity? A: A ground hog

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