>> Or McDonald's' butcher's minimum order for the hamburger meat?
> I like McDonald's fries, but I'm not real crazy on their burgers.

I customize everything at McDonalds to make it palateable. . . not easy,  esp[ecially aas they're starting to arbitrarily charge for some toppings.

40c for 3 skinny wilted pickles?! KMX!

I get 20c each for tomato & leaf lettuce, but 60c for a cup to have my chicken  sauce in for dipping my fries (the McChicken sauce is free, but I'm not  sticking a covid-coated packet in my mouth to bite the corner, to start opening it (I only have one hand, so can't tear it open)

Then I have to pour the packet contents onto a covid-coated tray liner?

No thanks. . .

Why charge me for my preferred dip when I'm not taking ketchup - ytou gave the  gut in front of me about 100 in his bag! I only need 3oz of McChickem sauce in  a tiny side dish container.

My first GF would orcder a Big Mac, extra pickles plus erxtra pickles on the  side (they gave her almost half a cup worth of their poickles for no extra  fees)

I canm grow boobs, but nobody wants to see that! & I'm not my jeopardizing my  heart health to save a half buck at McBarfy's. . .

I pretty much only eat fries when I drop in some times when hungry & ouit &  about, or hash browbs for breakfast (just fries, really)

Occasionhally I'll have adouble Big Mac, but no sauce, as if I say half sauce,  I get triple & if I say no cheese, I get cheese AND bacon (I don't eat either)

minimum wage because they have minimum inteligence, minimum skills, minimum  motivation, & minimum aptitudes. . .

& their supervisors get 3-4c more per hour because they're barely worth even 
that, but you have to reward those who will take the rap for others'  incompetencies.

I prefer A&W, but they're not cheap.

Fast food: FAST, CHEAP, or TASTY -- you can only have 2, if you're lucky--morer likely only 1

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. His mom got really angry.

Q: How is working at McDonalds like being an archaeologist? A: Either way you'll be working with ancient Greece.

"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?" Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs... 20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.

Q: What do you call a non-commissioned Naval officer who works at McDonalds as  a supervisor?
A: A chief patty officer

Q: How can you tell if it's Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? A: He has seasame seed buns

Q: Why doesnÆt McDonalds serve ribeye? A: Because that would be a McSteak

Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonaldÆs, she goes only if you can spell  it, he then says "okay mum, can I have a KCF?"




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