> One little girl began her prayer like this: "Our Father, who
> are in heaven, hello!  What be Thy name?"
> A boy who thought he knew the answer to that question, prayed,
> "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be Thy name."

*Howard

One little boy, upon hearing about "the virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus,"  raised his hand during service & asked, "Is that Round John Virgin, or the King James Virgin?"

> And a boy climaxed his prayer like this: "For thine is the
> kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever, Amen
> and F.M."

I like this one!

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5