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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2022-01-19 16:40:00
subject: Computer Failure Haikus

>> *vocalizing* "wah-ahhh wahhh-ah wah-ahhh"
> Better get that diaper changed 

My diaper is fine; speak to whomever I was quoting there. . . rtgw big  NeoLiberal(likely, or some such) crybaby; I'm not "Conservative" (or  "Republican"); I'm just grounded in reality(a reality that includes God & the  moral laws He has given us)

[viruses]
> I don't think I've ever been hit by one...now, I probably just jinxed
> myself. :P But, I just updated the latest version of IObit Malware Fighter
> yesterday...it has an anti-virus, bit defender anti-virus, anti-malware,
> and anti-ransomware data engine.

Hopefully it's up to the task of the self-jinx you just called in on yourself!

>> I update definitions daily (some are that new) & run full heuristics
>> scan daily on all RW drives, too.
> My IObit programs (as long as the yearly registration is current) do the
> updates automatically, and I also have it set for real time protection and
> scanning. There have been a few false positives, but that has been rare.

Ditto with anything I'm using -- if it won't update automatically, every night  at 01h30, I don't need it.

>> Cyberpope  does NOT spread worms
> Unless they're in your stool. :P

Even so, I wouldn't spread them -- the butterknife stays in the silverware  drawer, & stool goes for a forced swim. . .

>> Or we're dumb enough to keep shelling out big bucks for their stuff.
>> Who says I do?
> At least you and I aren't trying to "keep up with the Jones's".

Why would I? I don't work for them!

>> This is why DC is so scared of Canadians; we speak two languages & we
>> understand metric well enough to use iutr daily! (& most of us can do
>> Imperial, too).
> And yet, amateur radio and meteorology use metric...in the band names
> (wavelengths) and temperatures. The HF bands are defined from 10 meters
> on down to 160 meters...the VHF bands and 6 meters, 2 meters, and 1.25
> meters...and the UHF bands are 70 centimeters on up.
> In weather, temperatures are in Celsius, pressures are in millbars or
> hectopascals, and likely several others that escape me right now.
> Or, you could be like the guy who had this on his wall in winter.

Yup, but the laws of stadards & measures are Imperial based (MPH, gallons, etc; milk in pints & quarts; cream in cups(or half-pints?) or pints. . .

In weather, your rain is reported in inches (kind of a big unit when often  you're measuring 0.01/inch, which doesn't translate well to 1/16s. . .

> I hardly ever see RC Cola or 7-up anymore.

Odd, as it's the South that made RC so big. . .

& do you see Sprite, or you're too close to Atlanta to see anything but Coke?

>> At 18, she was pure cheesecake; at 48, she was more like sour cream.
>> A real man loves her no less at 48. . .
> They say age shouldn't matter...to me, it does if you're into pedophilia.

I say, within the interactions of consenting adults, age doesn't matter.

> There are too many perverts and sex offenders nowadays (and one thought
> that Sodom and Gomorrah were bad).

It was & so is our generation. It'd be simpler if people could wait until  marriage, as you have to be an adult to get married.

My adult step-daughter wanmts her mom & me to evaluate any future wooers,  because she knows we've lived a long time(longer than her) & know the red flags that she has no clue about. . . (or might not see if she's "blinded by love"-- she's beyond the age of being hormonally messed up by recent puberty)

>> My fave quote from "Married With Children"
> A friend of mine watched that...I never cared for it.

Like the farmer said, after drinking directly from the goat's teat, "It's all a matter of personal taste."

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
                                                                                          
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