>> I love that soundtrack -- have had it on LP for many years now. .
> It was from the musical "Hair", with "Good Morning, Starshine". The
> church I was with 55 years ago, did several songs part of the deal,
> including Sheb Wooley's hit "The Purple People Eater".

Yup, I have the LP -- very trippy cover art! (I miss LP cover art -- like Moody Blues -- they turned every cover into a two-page story.)

> And, if the Pontiff has eye surgery, requiring a patch...then sounds
> the beeper on his Pope-Mobile that flies around, and has overdone it
> on the grapes  and wine, would he be "The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying
> Purple Papal Leader"?? 

Stretching too far for that one. . . Many are wondering, if the Pope is appointed, ultimately, by God, & presumably  blessed by God, why does the Pope need to drive around in a bullet-proof upside
-down aquarium?

> Sometimes, we wonder what happened to the weather stripping on the
> Canadian border.  But, our big winter snows are usually late in
> January, and during February...like it was last year.

I finally figured out wy Americans think wee're sio cold year-round 8in Canada.

You see a weathermap that shows both sides of the border, in August & some nice 80s & 90s on your side, but directly across the border, in Canada, nothing  higher than 35! (in AUGUST!)

One old-timer in Detroit noted, "That must be howthey knew where to put the  border."

>> Q: What do you call a hippie's wife? A: Mississippi
> If you're not the beanstalk climber's daughter, you're Jackson.

Or you're the giant's daughter.
Mama's baby, but Papas's maybe!

> They said dress for the 50s today, so I dressed like Buddy Holly. 
Nice! If it's the 50s here, EEEP!!! It did ht 50 here one August -- that's Las  Vegas temps! (122F)

>> Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: He was too far out,
>> man.
> He would've done better with a rip fart than a rip current.

Saw a real NatGeo video of a blue whale farting -- far OUT, man! RADICAL!!!

That's a rip you don't want to cross paths with!

> How did the blonde hurt herself trying to start the car?? She burned her
> mouth on the tailpipe. 

That must be Debbie, I used to date her. . . very briefly, trust me. . .

I hate tailpipes.
They're exhausting.

Had a dream that I was a tailpipe last night I woke up exhausted

Turns out our Lyft driver is a sheep herder He said he'll be here in two shakes of a lamb's tailpipe.

People who run behind cars get exhausted. But people who run in front of cars get tired.

My son asked, "Why can't you help me put his together?" Me: "I'm feeling like a bicycle?"
Him: "What's that mean?"
Me: "I'm two-tired."

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5