George,

 GP> He got fined heavily & maybe even some jail time for fraud.

  It's amazing how many doctors and pharmacists, are doing fraudulent things.
Covid-19 has resulted in a lot of staffing shortages...and what was a 24 hour
pharmacy has drastically cut back their hours.

  I saw where left wing, progressive, firebrand, Alexandria Oscasio-Cortez
(AOC), who was partying like there was no tomorrow (and maskless) in Miami,
is now at home down with Covid-19. She is one of many with the belief of
"Rules For Thee, But Not For Me"...which to me, makes her a hypocritical
liar. She had sowed the wind, so she's now reaping the whirlwind...plus,
she's double vaccinated and boostered (or so she says)...but it throws cold
water all over the deal that "only the unvaccinated are getting Covid-19".

 GP> I call them barking frogs. As in, "Whoa, there's one of them barking
 GP> frogs  again."

  Or, as Rodney Dangerfield noted in "Caddyshack", "somebody step on a 
duck??". 

 GP> My most memorable experience was walking through a busy deparmjent
 GP> storwe iun '83 with a slightly older dude(I was 17, he might've neen
 GP> 19).  He lets a super ripper explode & without missing a beat, points
 GP> to the far corner of the  ceiling, & yells, "Geese!"

 GP> I nearly fell over, wetting myself from laughing so hard!

  That was a honker for sure. 

 GP> & a "boneless chicken" sign in front of the eggs.

  That, too. The boneless watermelon is on sale this week. 

 GP> Yup.  My wife struggles with keeping hers below the RDA. I gave up long
 GP> ago &  don't bother myself even looking

  I rarely season my food, but all the processed foods are drowning in it.
Whenever my wife and I would order pizza, she would say "I want every anchovy
you have in the place"...and I told her "You can have those nasty things".

 GP> If they had plain roast beef, I'd go for that, but I can only get that
 GP> in the  Ziggy's 300g packs for $5. I'll buy 3-4 roasted(not smoked)
 GP> chicken for the fam & 1 roast beef or corned beef for myself!

  I'm not a big fan of roast beef, unless it's in a sandwich...like at
Arby's. Speaking of which, they are already serving their "Fish sandwiches
for Lent"...so they can pick up the Catholic population during Lent. Places 
like Arby's and Wendy's, who normally don't serve fish, offer it during this
time of year.

 GP> They didn't say you HAVE a little behind, They said you ARE a lttle
 GP> behind  (maybe "behind" is a euphemism?)

  Country singer Dolly Parton has a line in the song "Why Didja Come In
Here Lookin' Like That??", talking about a guy with "a little behind"...
never mind "a tiny hiney". :P

 GP> I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me.

  What folks think of me is none of my business.

 GP> I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush. I think it was a steak
 GP> out.

  There used to be a restaurant locally called Steak-Out. They had the best
sirloin beef tips...but they're no longer in central Arkansas.

 GP> Putting a breath freshener behind bars is... In-prison-mint.

  Hal E. Tosis is in cellblock one.

 GP> A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots
 GP> him. He goes "they don't call me the Bartender for nothing".

  He has a killer of a personality.

Daryl

... The Bottom Line: The vertical crack in your butt.
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