> The difference between prose and poetry is that prose doesn't rhyme,
> but poetry does.
> "Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus".
> "Men like cars. Women like..."
> Well, what do you want?? Prose or Poetry?? 

I orginally heard some thing like this as a dirty "Little Johnny" joke; the  poem was different, but the idea was the same; she(the teacher) picked "prose," of course but Little Johnny found a different, worse swear word to fit in for  the ending!

Oooh, that Johnny!

They're not ALL dirty. . .

Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ôMom, our teacher really doesnÆt know  anything. He keeps asking us!ö

äAnd, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?ô asks mother. äCome on mom, 
the most important thing is that IÆm healthy!ô

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, ôHey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?ö

ôIÆm taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,ö answers Johnny.

The mayor is shocked, ôSurely your father had better be doing that?ö

Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, ôNah, I think itÆs really best left with the bulls.ö

Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?
û Because I helped her.
But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?
û I helped her eat her gummy bears.

ôSo what have you been doing at school today, Johnny?ö
--ôI donÆt really want to talk about it mom. YouÆll see it later on the news, 
anyways.ö


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