> George,
>> Yup, I be filling his spare bank account, labeled "Yacht Fund"
> And, that's the tooth.

& the bill. . . 

> Every creature poots and poops...for humans, the pooting is from 15 times
> a day, to as much as 20 times an hour. I wonder how much of our tax dollars
> were used to determine that?? I heard they were going to do a study on
> second hand flatulence, but they couldn't get any volunteers. And, there is

Likely it was a private study  by a cvompany wanting to sell anti-pooting  drugs. . .

There are a few creatures that never have those "audio tests of their solid  waste disposal systems" -- mostly mollusks & fleas.

Tigers & other wildcats shouldn't, as they never eat ANY vegetation; they'll  avoid eating prey's stomachs to avoid any that might be in there.

Their fibre, for regularity, comes from hair & bones.

>> Go online, google up Mynetdiary & start there -- put in every food you
>> eat.
> Right now, it's not much at all...lemon cream sandwich cookies, and lunch
> meat sandwiches of Buddig lunch meat, on wheat bread.

Well, you can use it to track your calories & sodium intake m, to see where a  problem may be occurring -- ifyou're eating that little, obesity shouldn't be  an issue. . .

I get the Buddig packs whenever they go on sale for $1 or 99c & get a bunch of  corned beef for myself.  My family prefers the chicken or turkey.

Been getting the Ziggy's sliced meats more regularly, as it's a good deal & the slices are proper, to me, sandwich thickness (like balogna, instead of deli  sliced)

I put 2 little Buddig slices on my sandwich & can't even taste it(I like loys  of yellow mustard -- turmeric is a nice antioxidant.  My kids put the whole  55g(2oz?) pack into a sandwich & use miracle whip.

>> Bridal Shower? You weren't a bride, mate!
> No, but I was there with her, and she wanted everyone there.

Hey, she was the boss, right?

> There is an allergy to the skin of mangoes...my brother has it. He can eat
> the inside of it, but if he touches the outside, he breaks out in a rash.

My son hasd a contact rash to blueberries -- if he eats them,. he's fine, but  if he smears them on his face (like when eating a triple thick blueberry danish too enthusiastically) he breaks out in an awful rash. . .

>> My friend Joseph recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe
>> lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
> I'm begging of you, please don't take my spam. 

You like spam? You can have mine. Give me your email, so I cam set up a forward for all email I get with a blank sender or not addressed to only me.

>> My wife says I'm on a seafood diet.... When I see food, I eat it!
> It's a light seafood diet. When it gets light, and I see food, I eat.

Works for me! I begin eating breakfast early, takes the edge off. . .

> Or it could be like the guy who grew the green vegetable in a greenhouse,
> with wire around it. He'd go to check it at sunrise, and it was known as
> the dawning of the cage of asparagus. 

Q: Where do veggies go after they get off the airplane? A: To Cabbage Claim!

Q: How did John and Yoko get their son to eat his veggies? A: "Sean, all we are saying is give peas a chance."

7 days with no veggies makes one weak.

Orange you glad I came up with these grape and un-beet-able puns? Cauliflower  (call a flower) shop. In celebration! ItĘs just bananas, and will drive you  coco and nuts!

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