George,

 GP> Yup, I be filling his spare bank account, labeled "Yacht Fund"

  And, that's the tooth.

 GP> My rhetorical bit is, "Does the Pope sh** in the woods?" or "Is a bear
 GP> with  diarrhea Catholic?"; to the first I can respond, "Only when I'm
 GP> camping."

  Every creature poots and poops...for humans, the pooting is from 15 times
a day, to as much as 20 times an hour. I wonder how much of our tax dollars
were used to determine that?? I heard they were going to do a study on
second hand flatulence, but they couldn't get any volunteers. And, there is
a new emergency vehicle...the flatulance -- it picks you up after you've
been run over by a steam roller. 

 GP> Go online, google up Mynetdiary & start there -- put in every food you
 GP> eat.

  Right now, it's not much at all...lemon cream sandwich cookies, and lunch
meat sandwiches of Buddig lunch meat, on wheat bread.

 GP> Bridal Shower? You weren't a bride, mate!

  No, but I was there with her, and she wanted everyone there.

 GP> To unemployment & divorce, likely, with an STD remainder.

  True.

 GP> Where were you? I've been hosting this monthly meeting for years now &
 GP> usually  there's just the same half dozen of us. . .

  The usual suspects seem to show up.

 GP> Did you hear about the guy who went on a fruit diet? In just 2 days, he
 GP> became  completely obnoxious Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango
 GP> crazy

  There is an allergy to the skin of mangoes...my brother has it. He can eat
the inside of it, but if he touches the outside, he breaks out in a rash.

 GP> My friend Joseph recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe
 GP> lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

  I'm begging of you, please don't take my spam. 

 GP> My wife says I'm on a seafood diet.... When I see food, I eat it!

  It's a light seafood diet. When it gets light, and I see food, I eat.

 GP> I prefer the "A-Food Diet"; I only eat foods beginning with the letter
 GP> A: Apricots Apples
 GP> Asparagus
 GP> A banana cream pie
 GP> A dozen doughnuts
 GP> etc. . .

  Except for apricots and asparagus, the others are the better choice. 

  Or it could be like the guy who grew the green vegetable in a greenhouse,
with wire around it. He'd go to check it at sunrise, and it was known as
the dawning of the cage of asparagus. 

Daryl


... It's so hot, that the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
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