George,

 GP> You took the words right out of my mouth -- how bloody unsanitary!

  It wasn't easy reaching between those molars. Besides, you have to be
kind to your dentist, as he has fillings, too.   

 GP> I use that line regularly & honestly. . . (I have ADHD, too--they're
 GP> not related, but it works)

  Christian Comedian Mark Lowery refers to it now as ADD...he says he
doesn't have the memory to worry about the H.   

 > You'll have to explain that one.

 GP> A Pee Queue.

  OK, that clears that up. It's like the meme that noted "I've absorbed
so much hand sanitizer, that when I pee, I clean the toilet". 

 GP> If necessary -- it do help disperse the evil.  I bought a mini 4"fan
 GP> from  Amazon that I leave running in the bathroom 24/7 -- helps a LOT,
 GP> especially  with reducing the stifling heat in summer or when the
 GP> furnace comes on too  often in the winter. . . (sam,e size vent to give
 GP> enough heat to keep the big  living room warm as for the little
 GP> bathroom)

  If you see a bear coming out of the woods with a newspaper, and he warns
you to not go in there... 

 GP> Same, but I mamage, so I'm not so bad yet. . .plus I've been steadily
 GP> losing  1lb/week for almost a year now.

  I wish I could say the same.

 GP> It's basic math: fat = energy, stored. calories = energy

  Too bad you can't fart away fat. 

 GP> To lose weight one must either reduce calories or increase activity (to
 GP>  increase outpout of calories); physical exercise isn't an option for
 GP> my semi- paralyzed self, so I've had to crack down on how & how much I
 GP> eat -- it's  obviously working!

  Finances have cut me to 1 lunch meat sandwich twice a day...not very
nutritious.

 GP> Q: What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate
 GP> coffin sizes? A: A mathemortician.

  I heard of a guy being pursued by a possessed casket in a haunted house.
So, he threw a bottle of Robitussion at it, and the coffin stopped.

 GP> Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.

  At my bridal shower, it was "Violets are purple. Roses are red. When
Daryl is blue...Jan, head for the bed". I was never so embarrassed in
all my life...severely blushing as well. :P

 GP> Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if
 GP> you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.

  Now that really adds up. 

 GP> Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations
 GP> homework...  because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

  A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago.

Daryl

... If you think everything's OK, you've overlooked something.
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