George,

 GP> Man up & upgrade to a tablet or mini tablet (widescreen smartphone)

  I'm so broke I can't pay attention.

 GP> Q: What do you call a man who lives in a bathroom? A: Lou.

  I know some friends with that name...they have that room all to
themselves. 

 GP> Q: What do you call a bathroom line? A: A P.Q.

  You'll have to explain that one.

 GP> Q: If you're Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are
 GP> you  while you are in there? A: European

  That is Pee-fection.

 GP> Someone really did a number on the office bathroom. I got really upset
 GP> until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.

  Being home alone is where you can poop with the door open. 

 GP> When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my
 GP> stomach,  she laughed, "Ha! That's not going to help!" "Sure, it does."
 GP> I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

  I have an electronic scale with LED numbers, but you have to look down at
it.

  Yet, in a doctors office, the scales are offensive...but I can't get them
to remove them.

Daryl

... "Go away. I'm all right." -H.G. Wells last words
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