> George,
>> Not tonight, dear, I have a BBS to logon to. :P
>> Sleep is for the BBS-modem-deprived. Real nerds monitor all echoes
>> until the last message is replied to.
> But, I don't have room for my computer in the bathroom.

Man up & upgrade to a tablet or mini tablet (widescreen smartphone)

Q: What do you call a man who lives in a bathroom? A: Lou.

Q: What do you call a bathroom line? A: A P.Q.

Q: If youÆre Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you  while you are in there?
A: European

Someone really did a number on the office bathroom. I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one  home.

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach,  she laughed, ôHa! ThatÆs not going to help!ö
ôSure, it does.ö I said. ôItÆs the only way I can see the numbers.ö

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