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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2021-12-15 10:23:00
subject: Re: Metric Dozen (2nd tod

 >  GP> I'm partial to chocolate-whipped cream rolls, myself.

 >   I used to devour a dozen chocolate iced donuts...but I've given up
 > tea, caffeine, chocolate, candy, etc. -- and the downside of that is
 > caffeine withdrawl, and my migraines are back.

Ouch -- weird; I've heard of chjocolate causing migraines, but not lack of it.
. .

I've cut way back from when I ate a half dozen yeast doughnuts for a bedtime
snack & another 6 for breakfast!

 >  GP> & why is New Zealand still allowed to call itself "new"?

 >   Same thing with New Mexico.

Well, NM was blatantly stolen from Mexico & that's what they called it when
they attached it to the Union.

 >  GP> & B-lame G-ame, when it's time she Tees up her own responsibility.

 >   So few want to accept responsibility. That's like the 2 brothers
 > fighting, and one tells their parents "he hit me first after I hit
 > him back". I think they both got spanked.

Might be he just lost track & those were the last two events he could recall?

 >  GP> Prank: fill your buggy/cart to the brim & piled as high as possible; go
 >  GP> up to a person in line who has ONE item, & ask, "Do you mind if I go in
 >  GP> front of you, please? I'm in a hurry."

 >   Really. Although I've offered to have someone with a full cart go before
 > me, with only an item or two.

I would, too, depending on the person (grandma type really tired after
shoipping so long; plus I'm sitt8ing down, in my wheelchair, so no biggie for
me to wait longer. I've been the person stabnbding who was moments away from
falling.)

 >   Never mind the Whammies. My favorite was the one breakdancing.

I missed that one; my daughter only likes the show to see what the Whammies do
next; she likes the one where they are chanting & marching. . .

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were down on their luck.
They took one of their prized possessions—The Star of The Empire, one of the
worlds largest diamonds—to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas
to ask for a loan.

The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to
get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."

Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million
pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United
Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"

The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star,
makes no difference who you are..."

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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